i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
We can't have sex anymore. The amount of money I've spent on meds and copays for UTIs is getting ridiculous
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned with lethal doses of radiation and dog shit.
Randomize
