Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
Article 1, law 1, section 1 of the apartment 25 party handbook: tarp will be purchased prior to any and all future parties. Aforementioned tarp will be placed on floor. Any and all sick patrons must relocate to tarp preceding the event of expulsion of bodily fluids. Failure to do so will result in ejection of guilty patron and banishment of the accused from succeeding party. All patrons must read and sign a copy before entry is granted.
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
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