she was so not down for the gang bang
there is a puppy in the bar... no really i didnt steal this one
My brain says no but my pants say off.
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
I just wanna buy a tempur-pedic so i can drink in bed and not spill
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
He just used my bikini trimmer to give himself a fumanchu. And I still plan on having sex with him tonight. This has to be what true love feels like.
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
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