I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
I'm paying a homeless guy $20 to follow me around bars tonight with a boombox playing the theme to Rocky.
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
The power of my boobs compel you
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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