i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
he fucked my hip out of place.
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
I also love my swipe to text changed a singular vagina to a plural vaginas. like my phone somehow knows I secretly want 2 vaginas
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
i out mim tonsoeep
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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