Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
I woke up at 7am naked in my bathtub with the shower running. My apartment was so full of steam that my ceiling was dripping. Who thought it would be okay for me to get my own place, anyway?
omh. i just found SHIT IN THE SHOWER! who the fuck does that? and why do i always seem to find it?
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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