thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
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