When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
you told all the 17 year old girls at the party that your mating call was "I glitter in the sun"
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
I just asked my mom if I could be the drunk realitive at the reunion. She said as long as I'm not obvious.
I still don’t believe you, the dog DID NOT tear down the shower curtain and shit on the floor.. we found you in the fetal position in the bathroom holding your tequila gun. It was you!
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
Randomize
