it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
You threw your body across the gross couple hooking up on the couch and demanded they scratch your back. I love you drunk on peach schnapps
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
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