Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
can we get nightvision for the apartment?
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
Just had a flashback of dry humping a man lying in the street while Jim (dressed as santa) screams 'HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD BOY?!'
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
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