My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
I need to sanitize my soul.
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
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