Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
I bet he comes in French.
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
Me sprinting out of your house without my bra or shoes is our entire relationship defined in a single moment.
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
Well now I’m in the bathroom puking up absinthe so guess I beat myself up over it one way or the other
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
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