She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
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