on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
I need to be more functional. That doesn't mean I'm going to drink less, I just need to wake up and shit
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
Don't get into any trouble on your trip
The only foreseeable trouble would be pregnancy, but I gotta be sterile otherwise I'm beating some pretty fucking incredible odds
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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