belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
honey bunches of taint.
he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
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