i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
Last night I ate the rest of the salsa with my hands. And i DONT have a hangover? Glorious.
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
Drunkasaurus has found a new cave to eat all the children she captured
I need to get you away from Bacardi 151 and out from under the bed
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Oh my god, I totally forgot we call your penis "Godzilla's Tail".
Pretty sure I just scored Election Day sex based on the theory that if either of these fools win the world as we know it is over so we might as well get a few orgasms in...
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
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