lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
Damn victory sex feels great
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
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