just woke up. wallet empty. bottle empty. tattoo in pen on my arm. smell like bad sex. woke up alone. and wall-e is playing on my computer. need answers.
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
Had weird bad dreams about you last night. Please tell me you didn't google my real surname and that you don't go to a needle exchange.
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
Probably some sort of karmic revenge for me looking at titties somewhere along the way
and for that you shall suffer
God: I won't strike you down, but I shall introduce your child to Doja Cat during a quarantine
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