the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
its official now. im not pissing on secret service cars with a senators inside anymore.
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
Ever since they found the bud they've been sending me visa gift cards instead of cash. Bastards.
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
You said your legs stopped working and then pulled yourself around the floor with your hands.
That explains the wood chips stuck in my nipples.
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
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