So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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