She said her name was "party"
I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
So I bring Danny back to the apartment for the first time and my roommate is curled up in the beanbag in the middle of the floor, wearing nothing but her uggs, high out of her mind and watching Harry potter... She offered us kettle corn.
He asked if he could come over tomorrow....
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
Uber driver offered to have sex with me since I went home solo. - rock bottom
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