found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
He slapped my ass and hummed the jello theme song, which was followed by an overly loud "IT'S ALIVE!"
I ishhh haha are u coming nack easyer?
the fact that I know you're asking me if I'm coming home for easter makes me believe I speak fluent vodka.
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
Someone shattered a urinal.
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
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