There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
Just erased 'masturbate' from my mental To-Do list because I've got too much stuff to do. I hate adulthood
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
Your dress got me laid by one of Obama's Secret Service members. Patriotic duty, check.
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
The worst thing about having to live at your parents again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up the booty calls.
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
I bought him flowers and fake vampire fangs, cuz there's really not a greeting card that says "Sorry I got wasted last night and started a very sloppy bloodletting ritual.".
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