For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
can u get pink eye on your cock?
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
Randomize
