He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
I just remembered that last night I seriously contemplated swallowing the cap to my toothpaste
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
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