So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
He will. He has no choice. What's he gonna do? Find a better fuck buddy? We both know that's not possible. I'm the ideal friend with benefit. Minus snoring and uneven tits.
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
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