The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
You take a step back sometimes and are like "when was the last time I was sober?" or "wow I need to stop putting everything in my vagina"
Is this an intervention?
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
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