I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
Please come over here so I can show off my beard, talk to you about how quantum computing is actually a symptom of interstellar physics, and then put my head under your dress
He texts me "what are you wearing" in the middle of the workday, so naturally I assume he's kidding and respond "the blood of my enemies" #foreveralone
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
The batteries in my vibrator died before I could finish. Which is a lot like my sex life lately......
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
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