If you're gonna cry pregnant again I'm not coming over.
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
We're in the emergency room. He concussed himself trying to pop all the bubbles on my "one bubble a day" wall calender with his face.
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
HEY I WILL KIDNAP THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR PET GOAT
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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