my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
The guy behind me is talking about how his life goal is to use his knowledge of mathematics to make the world a better place. My only life goal right now is getting through this lecture without throwing up in my lap.
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
I should buy myself lingerie for Valentine’s Day instead of a present for you because I am the present
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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