i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
I hope as the only other living being in this apartment you can explain to me why the toilet was full of cheerios this morning.
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
You know it's really hard to draft fantasy football players in a crowded bar when I have a raging hard on
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
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