Dual....:-)
I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
My grandpa just complimented my boobs. Im taking this as a compliment but also brushing it off as alcoholism on his part.
I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
i woke up this morning with a fake eyeball in my pocket
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