i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
She was so drunk that I kept trying to switch out her wine for water. Sort of like Jesus, but in reverse.
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
You rang?
Saw a ginger and the first thing I thought of doing was yelling "you have no soul!" so I called you so we can yell it together with you on speakerphone.
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
Why did my mother make you get naked?
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
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