this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
What changed your mind?
Being sober
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
I'm still drunk. I put on workout clothes this morning and just puked in my bathroom. That's the same as going to the gym, right?
You straight up wore me out. This should be a proud moment for you. It's almost like my penis is asking for a timeout. But not really
She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.
First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
Randomize
