loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
I legitimately had a champagne shower last night at a rave. I was also carrying around two bananas in my pockets like guns. Drunk doesn't even. Begin to explain My night.
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
Randomize
