My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
I just folded my laundry and I washed 3 pairs of underwear and 6 jizz towels. Clearly I'm quarantining right.
Randomize
