So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
Just did a keg stand the dropped my phone in the toilet. Sorry for partying.
You did a keg stand on the toilet?!
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
Just finished off half a bottle of vodka. Can't take in anymore liquids so I ate 3 spoonfuls of your powdered gatorade to fight off the hangover. Wish me luck and check me for a pulse when you get in!
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
And then you poured the rest of the vodka into salsa and added the alcohol soaked pineapples and grapes and said "don't touch my salsa breakfast".
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