Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
Did you know there's no emoticon to really tell you that I just consumed a magic brownie?
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
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