eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
I am 11 times too hungover to give the eulogy
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