$4 taco and $400 parking ticket. i am not a cheap date.
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
Watching the 1st game of the world cup. I'll drunk dial you at 8:30 to wake you up for work.
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
My parole officer gave me condoms and a Starbucks gift card ... happy holidays.
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
Im calling him
was mistake calling. If you drunk dial someone you deserve to choke on a tubesock. Take the advice. Always remember
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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