Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
Exactly how does jacking off in my purse count as a 'early christmas present'?
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
They ran out of ice at the party, so I fixed my drink with frozen broccoli....the show must go on!
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
Hey how're your balls?
Don't ever let me helicopter again.
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
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