haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
Seriously why is the deadbolt locked. This is the second time I'm having to sleep on the porch using my boots as my pillow. I can't wait till the next time your drunk.
Shhh, I'm sleeping. Just let it happen Jess.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
I'm using my ex bfs phone number to look up his Kroger card so I can get a discount on condoms...yep this is my life
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
On another note, I think my upstair neighbor is having sex. How awkward would it be if I showed up to her door with a bag of Chipotle?
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
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