We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
I think my vagina is haunted
I love hooters. This dumb bartender is saying how coffee dehydrates you so that's why she sometimes just eats the coffee grinds wake up.
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
Your tequila is gone. I suggest you bring more home before you go out for dinner. Money is taped to mailbox.
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
It's pizza for people who hate themselves. I rang the place up once i'd finished and told them if i was on death row it would be my last meal because by the time i'd got half way through it I would be begging to die.
But then I ordered two more because it was 2-4-1 and my life is a mess
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
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