do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
I think I'm still drunk and I think you were in my dream (sadly, it was not a sexual bill murray one).
My dad sent me a 10 ft beer bong and my mom sent me ideas for future careers. I'll let you guess who my favorite parent is. Also, come over tonight. and bring beers.
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
Randomize
