Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
4pm update. Theres smashed cake inside my duffel bag, a vodka bottle in the dish drainer, and the most productive thing ive done is make 40 pigs in a blanket
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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