what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
Randomize
