You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
It's one of those nights that you wish to god someone would booty call you, and then realize you'll just be stuck here with your poptart...
You know you're hung-over when you're smoking and have the strong urge to eat the cigarette. No more buckets of gin. No. More. Ever.
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
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