I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
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