Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
i found a beer bottle on top of the urinal, peed in it and put it back... if anyone gets drunk enough to fall for it they deserve it
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
I had a nursing patient tell me that her favorite drink was vodka and ensure...called it a colorado bulldog
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
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