It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
Last night when I was hammered I set a reminder to tell you that your boobs are my favorite ones in the world, so this is me giving you that message.
...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
Thanks to her sunglasses tan, I can't look at her when she blows me cause it's like getting blown by a raccoon. A very talented raccoon
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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