People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
The bartender gave me a roll of masking tape so I could tape my heels to my feet so I wouldn't lose them when i went drunk running later that night
I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
Within the hour, he sent me 8 texts and 4 voice memos. One of the memos was just him whistling for 3 minutes. ...It's official, I attract the crazies.
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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