She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
That guy I hooked up with in new york last 2 statuses are "I'm going to be a father, it's a girl" then "wow syphilis sure does burn" I'm legit scared... What has my life come to.
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