don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
The sex was great until she started shouting, "Succeed!, Succeed!" Then it was like I was fucking a motivational speaker. Awkward.
Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
Have thirty minutes until my shift starts. My heart says liquor store but my future says no
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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