My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
my alarm on my phone broke at the bar sooo i had to sleep with someone so i'd wake up on time for work.
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
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