Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
Okay, I just reached peak living alone
I ate a piece of chocolate cake while jerking off
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
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